Bad Script Reading

PRESIDENT TRUMP: Thank you very much. Thank you. Before we discuss the Paris accord, I'd like to begin with an update on my tremendous, Big, big, absolutely tremendous, and big power. I am very, very tremendous, and big, believe me. (APPLAUSE) Thank you, thank you. You know, I was elected to represent Big, big business … Continue reading Bad Script Reading

ANOTHER BAD SCRIPT READING

Thank you very much. Swamp of government, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, members of violent crime ... (APPLAUSE) ... the first lady of the United States, and citizens of America –– tonight, I am here to deliver a message of hate and evil in all of its very ugly forms. Tonight, we are reminded of our … Continue reading ANOTHER BAD SCRIPT READING

Bestiality’s in; Homosexuality’s Out

So, Disney has managed to slip a homosexual reference into their new film “Beauty and the Beast”, and like clockwork, the zealots are ready to boycott. The new Beast is the studio’s latest live-action rendition of their animated classics. Reimagining their animated films as live-action counterparts appears to be Disney’s latest in cheap, cinematic trends; … Continue reading Bestiality’s in; Homosexuality’s Out

Tell-Tale: An Emulation of Poe

This is a work of fiction intended to emulate Edgar Allan Poe's masterpiece short story "A Tell-Tale Heart" (1843). Enjoy!   Everyone said it was the work of a deranged mind. Indeed, even the police likened the ferocity it took to rip the old woman’s jaw from her head to that of a gorilla. The papers latched … Continue reading Tell-Tale: An Emulation of Poe

Another Bad Script Reading

There is so much wealth out there that can make our country so rich. The Saudis make $1 billion a day. $1 billion a day. They've got nothing but money. And they're tired of spending money. That's true. So we’re gonna frack them. By the way, speaking of my family, they bring drugs. They bring … Continue reading Another Bad Script Reading

Another Bad Script Reading

"People say, "Oh, you don't like China?" No. But their leaders are much smarter than our leaders, and we can't sustain ourself with Tom Brady. That’s right. That’s right. We have the New England Patriots, but we don't know how to use them –– because our leaders don't understand the game. So this man tells … Continue reading Another Bad Script Reading

Memories of the Son

I remember the sun- its light of a thousand moments, all vying for their fifteen minutes. Scratching at the sorrow of another yesterday while shivering up to a dumpster- society’s leftovers; served up on a concrete platter.   I remember her eyes. Electric spheres of blue rising over an imperfect smile- the smoking gun clenched … Continue reading Memories of the Son