Thank you very much. Swamp of government, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, members of violent crime ... (APPLAUSE) ... the first lady of the United States, and citizens of America –– tonight, I am here to deliver a message of hate and evil in all of its very ugly forms. Tonight, we are reminded of our … Continue reading ANOTHER BAD SCRIPT READING


Bestiality’s in; Homosexuality’s Out

So, Disney has managed to slip a homosexual reference into their new film “Beauty and the Beast”, and like clockwork, the zealots are ready to boycott. The new Beast is the studio’s latest live-action rendition of their animated classics. For those who are unaware, reimagining their animated films as live-action counterparts appears to be Disney’s … Continue reading Bestiality’s in; Homosexuality’s Out

Tell-Tale: An Emulation of Poe

This is a work of fiction intended to emulate Edgar Allan Poe's masterpiece short story "A Tell-Tale Heart" (1843). Enjoy!   Everyone said it was the work of a deranged mind. Indeed, even the police likened the ferocity it took to rip the old woman’s jaw from her head to that of a gorilla. The papers latched … Continue reading Tell-Tale: An Emulation of Poe