Tell-Tale: An Emulation of Poe

This is a work of fiction intended to emulate Edgar Allan Poe's masterpiece short story "A Tell-Tale Heart" (1843). Enjoy!   Everyone said it was the work of a deranged mind. Indeed, even the police likened the ferocity it took to rip the old woman’s jaw from her head to that of a gorilla. The papers latched … Continue reading Tell-Tale: An Emulation of Poe

Another Bad Script Reading

There is so much wealth out there that can make our country so rich. The Saudis make $1 billion a day. $1 billion a day. They've got nothing but money. And they're tired of spending money. That's true. So we’re gonna frack them. By the way, speaking of my family, they bring drugs. They bring … Continue reading Another Bad Script Reading

Another Bad Script Reading

"People say, "Oh, you don't like China?" No. But their leaders are much smarter than our leaders, and we can't sustain ourself with Tom Brady. That’s right. That’s right. We have the New England Patriots, but we don't know how to use them –– because our leaders don't understand the game. So this man tells … Continue reading Another Bad Script Reading

Bad Script Reading

“Thank you. It's great to be at Trump Tower. Some of the candidates, they went in. They didn't know the air-conditioner didn't work. They sweated like dogs. Our country is in serious trouble. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China. I beat China all the time. All the time. When … Continue reading Bad Script Reading